Sodium two-coal (…) what?

1) the sweet;
2) the bitter;
3) the sour;
4) the fresh;
5) the black;
6) the beige;
7) the stone.

England — a Stonehendge
America — the Grandee the Canyon
France — Tour d'Eiffel
Africa — lake Victoria
Russia — …?

Variants of answers:

1) the country;
1) the mother;
3) Yudashkin.

3,1415926 …
Continue a number.

Finish a number:
A number, a number, a number, a number, rja …

18 43 12 74
Clean these unnecessary numbers and draw a lovely hedgehog.

Clean a superfluous word:

I THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SILLY WOMAN

Giggle so, that it would become the termination of the first and the beginning of the second word.
DU (…) MIJA

Insert the necessary word into expression: «… disappear at midday».

1) blush;
2) wigs
3) shades
4) muzhiks
5) flies.

Feast during time ….

1) prisons;
2) sumy;
3) winters;
4) godfathers;
5) godfathers;
6) plagues.

Insert a word so that the popular expression has learnt us to something.

PUSH (…) OTEATR

Insert letters so that speech has gone about culture.

On what it is impossible to divide?

1) on 0;
2) on all;
3) on 8;
4) on (infinity sign).

What sale does not happen?

1) 0 %;
2) 30 %;
3) 80 %;
4) 50 %;
5) 100 %;
6) 150 %.

1/2 is a half; 1/3 is a third. Clearly?

1) is not present.

Right answer — under № 1.

1) a right answer;
2) the wrong answer;
3) the wrong answer.

Choose a right answer.

Finish the citation «Ruins people not beer,/ruins people …»

1) not beer;
2) death.

To pour a wine glass, it is necessary:

1) to ask the companion;
2) to ask the waiter;
3) to ask somele;
4) to ask the headwaiter;
5) to ask directors of restaurant and to make scandal;
6) to ask fault.

The Middle Ages are:

1) IX-XVI centuries AD;
2) 50th year of any century.

Clean the superfluous:

1) from a stomach;
2) from hips;
3) from buttocks.

You wish to receive as a gift mink …?

1) a fur coat;
2) a cap;
3) a muzzle;
4) a paw;
5) a life;
6) meal;
7) the car.

Where it is necessary to press the button «1» to leave on 1st floor?

1) a mobile phone;
2) the lift;
3) TV-panel;
4) the on-door speakerphone;
5) the keyboard.

What small square should be erased to learn, what number under it?

Correctly write the name of this test.

1) IКью;
2) АйQ;
3) AjKu;
4) IO (a tilde below at the letter I);
5) IO (a tilde above at letter O);
6) Ikju.

Conceive number. Write it.

It also will be result of your test.

I carry only stockings... Stockings prevent to live to me

Has found sednja in the list the little girl... hto it I do not remember...
I: you hto?
It: I the kind fairy!
I: and the desire is possible?
It: drag
I: instead of modest?
It: a shit-question!
I: I wish to drink, have a snack, have fun both potrahatisja... And shob all not at my expense!
It: tomorrow at 9:00 to the REGISTRY OFFICE in a decent suit and in a tie

Q: Men who long communicate with the same woman. Tell that you began to irritate in it, on what at acquaintance and at the very beginning of dialogue you simply did not pay attention?

A: Me began to irritate, that my favourite at times on all boshku pizdanutaja.

At one responsible official free hour or so which he has decided to spend with the mistress has stood out. Calls to it and warns:
- Masha, prepare, I will be within an hour.
Approaches on the house of the mistress, releases the car, - warns the driver - come in 2 hours.
Comes into an entrance and sees the tablet: «the Lift does not work for technical reasons».
And Masha - taki lives on 17 floor.
To 4th floor has flied up on love wings.
On 6th has wiped sweat from a forehead and has got validol.
On 11th villages on steps also has thought:
- My God, though this бл#ди houses would not be!

- The daddy, you represent, I leave institute, any drunk ugly creature Sticks and suggests to make minet here for this chain...

The husband comes back from work.
- So, the wife, well byrenko has made a dissatisfied physiognomy. The dissatisfied. The dissatisfied. The dissatisfied. The dissatisfied physiognomy has gone. The dissatisfied has gone. So. And now byrenko instantly happy. The happy. Even more happy. Still. A fruit candy half a kilogramme. And now again the dissatisfied. The dissatisfied. oтвратительная a dissatisfied mug. The disgusting. Still otvratitelnee. And now again the happy. The happy. Again the dissatisfied. And again the happy. Perfectly. And now allow to me to esteem and be engaged in at the saved three o'clock the affairs.

- Why you do not marry, Holmes?
- It Watson creates a heap of problems. Present, you sit after
Difficult day in an armchair, have a rest, read the newspaper. Suddenly behind a front door
Door hear a voice of the wife and simultaneously behind a black input bark of your dog is distributed. Whom you the first let in the house?
- Who shouts more loudly, probably...
- To let in it is necessary a dog, Watson. It will cease to bark, when will enter.

- Road where you were?
- On Yandex.
- Strange, and your monitor looks as if you pornuhu looked...

Two married girlfriends at restaurant, like good sit, but there is no the man's society, one asks another:
- At you familiar men are?
- Is!
- Call to thirty two.
- What for so it is a lot of?
- Well, first, half will not come.
- And what for to us sixteen?
- Secondly, half will get drunk.
- But, eight too mnogovato!
- In the third, half as always cannot!
- And four where?!
- And you, what second time will not want?!?!???

Conversation of two Frenchmen:
- The good wife, at which husband and lover.
- And I thought, it is bad.
- No, bad that, at which only the lover.
- And I thought, it is the fallen.
- No, fallen that, at which anybody.
- And I thought, it is lonely.
- No, lonely that, at which one husband.

Between the young there were small disagreements.
It has agreed to a white dress, but on the former insisted on a beige hat.
He on the former did not wish to marry it...

The answer to a spam: "the member Has increased by your technique. As though now to increase to the wife a mouth?"

Two girlfriends speak on the phone:
- Listen, I was simply enraged today! Has thrown about ware on kitchen - videti-whether the supper is ready. Has shouted at me and children, and has told, that has left to bljadjam. At you it is not present casually?

- The woman, at you such clever, beautiful and sports husband.
- Eh, it you still my lover did not see.